Ford Forkum’s extensive catalog of TWO books is currently available exclusively through BUT – you don’t need a kindle to read them! You can get FREE Kindle software apps for just about any device you own, including PC, Mac, iPhone, iPod, Android, Blackberry – SO YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE not to buy Ford’s Books (unless you don’t want to read them, but if that’s the case, then why the hell are you even here?!

Here’s a link to all the FREE kindle apps available.

And here are the direct links to Ford’s books:

Beers In Heaven (A Modern Afterlife Novel)

Hot off the digital press, this tome of insanity theological exploration takes you for a visit to the modern-day Heaven by following the spirit of Twenty-year-old Zack Preston from the moment of his death. You’ll learn why God made Heaven, what an afterlife is supposed to accomplish, and what people do with an unfathomable amount of time on their hands.

You’ll also see how crazy things can get when the foibles of human consciousness are combined with divine power.

Alien Invasion Of The Zombie Apocalypse

Ford’s debut release, which formed as an offshoot/spinoff of Beers in Heaven, mashes up the genres of Science Fiction, Dystopian (zombies), and Vampire Romance (yuck) in a wild satire. A Top-Ten Amazon Bestseller in the Satire category!